[ listen if the guy you are in love with wants to smash but the only way he will do it is when you have boobs, sometimes you need to take advantage of that situation. it does not matter to him how bad of an idea this is because all of his ideas are bad and will lead to eventual ruin. ]

I'm fine with it. You already have a higher sex drive than most, and whatever you got from the bar probably isn't helping, right? So we can just get it out of your system.