[THE ARMS ARE BACK AND THEY'RE GOING TO HAUNT EVERY FUCKING TRIAL NOW.]
What a question. [WHAT A QUESTION... What a loaded question.] The concept of 'hell' that most of you seemed to have come here already familiar with doesn't exist in my world. But if said concept is 'the people who do evil deeds go to hell', then it's not surprising that it's where I would end up.
[What a roundabout way of not even entirely answering the question.]
Why? What about you? Not that it matters either way, given the grab-bag of people we have here.
[LITERALLY JUST EVERYONE GOES TO HELL??? WHAT DID NAMELESS EVEN DO, HE WAS LIKE ONE DAY OLD.]
[ it does not entirely answer the question, but at least he acknowledges that going by the stereotypical term of hell he would probably end up there. ]
It's come up. [ people wondering if certain people belong here or not. ] But I guess I would end up here, too. I can't say I was surprised after we found out where it was.
[Sometimes you're just a couple of dudes committing evil acts for fun(???) and profit(?????)
He doesn't seem particularly surprised by the admittance, either, if only because he expects everyone he gets along with decently to be at least somewhat similar to him in the ways that matter. Like moral compass alignment!]
I'm more surprised about Akira, from what little I know of you both.
[Granted, he does know about Some murder and he simply thinks that a little stabbing of some humans is fine? It's fine.]
[Girl... He's not judging, but he's also just like what the hell is everyone getting up to in their worlds. This is also the first time he's heard about timeline differences which will perhaps help him in the future.]
Feels like a bit of an understatement if they go poorly enough to land both of you here.
[Yeah that sounds about like what he knows of Akira already. Exhausting!]
Hm. ["I GUESS". This is so much. Good thing it's Scaramouche and he just takes everything in stride.]
Whatever it was, it must have been an impressive feat. Hard to imagine that boy doing something that could be considered 'evil', by whatever arbitrary standards people want to put out for judgment.
Mm. That's the thing, I suppose. We're going by someone else's standards for what is good or bad, so maybe Satan is a harsher judge for it than others are.
It would be great if we could just ask, but he's likely busy getting drunk somewhere.
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there's a pause. ]
Do you think you deserve to be in hell?
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What a question. [WHAT A QUESTION... What a loaded question.] The concept of 'hell' that most of you seemed to have come here already familiar with doesn't exist in my world. But if said concept is 'the people who do evil deeds go to hell', then it's not surprising that it's where I would end up.
[What a roundabout way of not even entirely answering the question.]
Why? What about you? Not that it matters either way, given the grab-bag of people we have here.
[LITERALLY JUST EVERYONE GOES TO HELL??? WHAT DID NAMELESS EVEN DO, HE WAS LIKE ONE DAY OLD.]
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It's come up. [ people wondering if certain people belong here or not. ] But I guess I would end up here, too. I can't say I was surprised after we found out where it was.
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He doesn't seem particularly surprised by the admittance, either, if only because he expects everyone he gets along with decently to be at least somewhat similar to him in the ways that matter. Like moral compass alignment!]
I'm more surprised about Akira, from what little I know of you both.
[Granted, he does know about Some murder and he simply thinks that a little stabbing of some humans is fine? It's fine.]
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[ he thinks about it, for a second. ]
That may be my fault. He's actually ahead of me, timeline-wise, so he remembers more than I do. Apparently things go poorly.
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Feels like a bit of an understatement if they go poorly enough to land both of you here.
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[ akira is not going win an oscar any time soon. ]
Whatever happens just has to be bad enough to also send him to hell, I guess.
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Hm. ["I GUESS". This is so much. Good thing it's Scaramouche and he just takes everything in stride.]
Whatever it was, it must have been an impressive feat. Hard to imagine that boy doing something that could be considered 'evil', by whatever arbitrary standards people want to put out for judgment.
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It would be great if we could just ask, but he's likely busy getting drunk somewhere.
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Likely so. No use speculating if that's the case though, I guess.
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Well, maybe we'll learn at some point.