scaramouche

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Not much of use, apparently.

[He may be a little SOUR ABOUT THAT...]

So it may really be down to raw strength alone, at the end of it all.

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At least there's a lot of harpoon guns around.

[ there's too many. why are there so many. ]

[nascens]

[THERE REALLY ARE SO MANY.]

I would like to see someone commit a murder with one.

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Well, I tried, but I missed and hit his arm instead.

[ itto's fine. ]

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY STILL HELP. He also looks vaguely amused.]

He's telling people that the person who shot him clearly has no killing intent, you know.

[But no it's just bad aim...]

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Well. He can keep telling people that.

[ ryo is not going out of his way and telling people that yes he was definitely ready to kill a guy on a saturday night? he's only admitting it now because scara isn't really the type to get offended over it. ]

[nascens]

[Yeah he thinks it's hilarious.]

I'll look away if he does end up dead someday. Though with how sparsely that brain of his works, he could very well just end up offing himself.

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Didn't he die by choking on food?

[ he remembers this from week 0. ]

[nascens]

Something like that. [HIS BEAN ALLERGY.] As far as I'm aware, it's the most embarrassing death in this group.

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I guess other people could have also had some, but he was actually public with it.

[nascens]

I'd say to give him credit because he apparently didn't know that was how he died at first, but actually, I think that should deduct even more points.

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[ a pause ]

How...

[nascens]

You ask me to know the unknowable.

[The dark, empty void where Itto's brain should have been...]

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[ this just exhausts him further. me going to tag old threads from before the weekend and why are four of them with you. ]

Lu Bixing can write a report on him.

[nascens]

[LISTEN stop my ryo threads]

A case study into how someone can live without a brain?

[ITTO HAS DONE NOTHING.]

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Uh huh. There could be a real breakthrough with that.

[nascens]

No, I don't think we'll learn anything that we can't learn already through our own observations, tragically. That's a case study that's just a waste of resources.

[preordain]

Alas.

It really is a waste of a person.

[nascens]

Ending up here with people like that is truly the biggest tragedy of death.

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I am pretty sure it's just another for of eternal punishment.

[nascens]

I think we should kill him and be done with it.

[The way all of the Genshins BUT him died instead.]

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Well, no one else seems brave enough to do it...

[ in another world, they teamed up to kill itto w5 ]

[nascens]

[IMAGINE IF THEY HAD BOTH GOTTEN AWAY WITH W4 AND BECOME SERIAL KILLERS.]

I'll give it to you that at least you tried.

[preordain]

Apparently I was cursed to have bad luck that weekend, so I missed something vital.

[nascens]

Hm. That's a shame... At least he had to suffer for a little while.