scaramouche

[preordain]

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[nascens]

[LOVE POTION WEEK... Meanwhile his ass has already forgotten it.]

I don't know why people keep trying them, to be honest. It's clear that it's a roulette and that this is a group of people who have absolutely no luck.

[preordain]

I have no idea. It sounds like the beer is relatively safe, so if they really wanted something they could stick to that. But instead they just go for the ones that are likely to curse them.

[ it's like they want to be inconvenienced in the dumbest ways possible... ]

[nascens]

Maybe this is why they're in hell.

[Government assigned hell for being a bunch of Ms...]

[preordain]

That would make sense.

Shall we leave before something falls on us?

[nascens]

Unless you have any desire to test your luck with the drinks.

[Which is a facetious question because he's turning to dip immediately FREE THEM.]

[preordain]

Oh, yeah. I definitely would love to suddenly have the urge to ballroom dance with everyone in a ten foot radius.

[ little does he know, it's worse than that.

but they can go have dirt fall on top of them through the tunnel all over again. ]

[nascens]

[This really is the hell of petty annoyances. Once they're out again, he's shaking all of the dirt off.]

Phenomenally stupid. I hope someone gets trapped in there when that tunnel inevitably collapses.

[preordain]

We'd have to dig them out, probably.

[ i still don't know why he keeps saying 'we' when he has no plans on helping ]

[nascens]

[At least Scaramouche has he decency(????) to say "they" whenever he's talking about the group at large, damn.]

I think it'd be more entertaining if they were left to suffocate.

[preordain]

We'd have to figure out who's to blame for it collapsing.

[ trial for cave-in. ]

[nascens]

Whoever can't stay still overhead, surely.

[THEY'VE ALREADY KILLED ONE RESIDENT IN HELL THEY MIGHT AS WELL EXECUTE ANOTHER.]

[preordain]

[ he just nods his head. ]

Someone might actually come in with a harpoon gun regardless.

[nascens]

At least it would keep things somewhat interesting.

[He so dearly wants to see someone get harpooned.]

[preordain]

Right? Imagine if someone walked into trial like that, but it had nothing to do with Thursday.

[nascens]

[waits for itto to show up like that tomorrow]

I'm sure whoever did the killing would be grateful to have some of the heat taken off of them at least. Unless we have yet another accidental death on our hands.