preordain | scaramouche

[IS IT FINE.

Well, yeah, probably. Anyway, he'll reach into his shirt because of course he's hiding like fifty fucking things in here and no one ever checked him. He'll slide out a piece of something, passing it over from between the bars. It's... licorice flavored gum! Gross.]

I'd still suggest saving it, and it's not anything that will sate bloodthirst, but it should be a little amusing. I got it from Chandra. A piece of gum that makes someone ridiculously happy and also a bit stupid for forty-eight hours. Not that it'll make much of a difference for many here, but still.

[ oh. this is so funny, actually. he takes it, giving it a look, before tucking it into his pocket. ]

Still, it could be useful. You never know.

[ right now he's like, i can use it on harrow, unfortunately. on sunday he might still feel the same simply because it's hilarious. ]

[Honestly he thinks Ryo is fair and valid and this is why he is leaving him with a parting gift, this shitpost ability. Be free, freaky man, be free.]

It could be, especially if someone decides to try taking you out. Just be sure to tell at least one other person what it does.

[Though Chandra tried that and the one person he told was fucking Scaramouche so here they are.]

I think it might just be funny to see someone acting out in a trial though, personally.

[ he thinks about telling akira, but also, akira is the most likely to try to kill him so there's a problem here. ]

If no one ends up attacking me, who do you think would be the funniest person to use it on?

[YALL. BLEAK.

He also just laughs.]

Whoever's the exact opposite of blindingly happy and somewhat stupid, most likely.

[Just say Harrow.]

Oh. Harrowhark.

[ yeah he'll just say it ]

I don't think she'd be a bad choice.

[He's lashing out in no particular direction for being handheld cursed literal weeks ago.]

I do think some people need to be humbled every now and then.

[ these two get extremely humbled tomorrow, so, ]

[IN FRONT OF SATAN AND EVERYONE damn.]

I just think it'd be entertaining.

[He likes Harrow but unfortunately, he also likes Chandra, so you can see how well Scaramouche liking you works out.]

Well, there's only a few weeks left until the party, so if anything it might just make something into an interest trial later.

[ he is just assuming someone else is going to end up dead. maybe three people now. ]

[He would laugh so hard if they upped the ante. DON'T LET HIM DOWN.]

True, true. Hah-- That's one thing of many that I'm not going to miss. Those nine cramped hours watching everyone run around assigning ridiculous theories to straightforward things.

[ENJOY YOUR TRIALS SUCKERS.]

[ he makes a slight face. god he still has to suffer that. help. ]

Or the weekly bonding exercises they make us do...

[ mini event... ]

[This is his penance for getting away with his little murder paws.]

Haha, true. I won't miss that, either. [LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IT'S ON BOTH SIDES.] I may be dealing with Childe over there, but more of the annoying people are over here, too. To be honest, I think I got a pretty good deal.

[Outside of the whole losing his shot at revival thing but literally all he was going to do was go back and try to kill Nahida again anyway.]

[ HELP ryo actually shouldn't be revived either someone really needs to kill him.

but that's true... most of the people ryo complain about are on this side. perhaps he got the worse deal after all. ]

The messages from the others do make it sound like they're pretty alright over there, despite everything.

[LET HIM BE FREE TO WREAK HAVOC.

Ryo is truly cursed though. RIP to Marshal.]

As far as I'm aware, that's because that side is the "real" Hell. This is more of a holding pen for acclimation or some such nonsense, meant to keep us and our damage contained.

I guess that might be why this side has the chance of being revived? You're not with the rest of them just yet.

[ like

honestly this seems like the only reason to not just take yourself out and immediately go to that side ]

[The way that Scaramouche has nothing to go back to, really, so even that's not as much of a deterrent as it could be. HE'S PEACING AND HE'S GONNA LOVE HIS NEW LIFE.]

Maybe so. No need to acclimate fully if you're just going to be spat back up into whatever mess you left behind.

[He means that as a General You, but also like, probably Ryo specifically.]

[ no it's ryo specifically unless akira somehow manages to friendship him hard enough in (looks at watch) two weeks ]

Pretty much. I wonder if at a certain point it also just becomes impossible to send you back.

[HE'S NOT GETTING ANYWHERE IF HE KEEPS GETTING AMNESIA'D.]

Hm. You become too acclimated to the world or something like that?

[He isn't sure how he feels about this possibility and his expression is hard to read.]

[ looks into the distance. me not ryo ]

It's a possibility. Otherwise, why not let others have the chance?

[puts 20 hands on ur shoulders]

Bureaucracy.

[The way that this is just a guess now but he will be proven correct later.]

And there's no better way to create a commodity than by making it rare to obtain.

Maybe it's to only way to get people to want to go to Satan's parties?

[ implies satan is a loser lol ]

[HELP. He just huffs out a little laugh.]

Those personal demons talk it up like it's a pretty big deal, but who's to say, really? I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like that.

[ no they're lame apparently there's not even drugs...... wow ]

I think they're biased.

[DAMN a dry party (there's alcohol) dry party-]

Funny, honestly. I don't see what's worth the bias, but... [A little, sloping shrug.]

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