We did think to suggest to Satan that he figure out a more efficient means of dealing with property damage. Even just building things out of a sturdier material.
[Why is everything just brick and wood and cement and shit!!!]
Very. It's made a little more tolerable by the fact that this realm is apparently near-infinite and there are places out there yet undiscovered, which we'll be able to access after the party.
[Scaramouche is truly just going to vanish into the distance like team rocket.]
It was, yes, as we're still considered a part of the newcomers even though we've lost our chance to compete. You can look forward to the sustained annoyance and inconvenience of it all.
He's quiet for a second, though, before deciding to be a little more honest.]
I refuse to leave Teyvat without collecting what I'm owed first. But I have no love for that world.
[If it weren't for his pride and little Scaramouche complexities, he'd skip the debt collection entirely and just fuck off somewhere else. Maybe he still will, if it's an option.
But honestly the most hilarious part about this Mass Jailbreak plan is that it annoys Scaramouche on a fundamental level because Hell has been kinder to him and full of more people he likes than his wholeass 500 years of living in Teyvat, but he is too emotionally stunted to consciously realize it so he's just there like "I simply want everyone to fail because it is funny".]
[HIS VACATION HOME... They can just conspire to kill god(s) in hell together until they can break out.]
Hah... Well. I can't say that isn't a possibility for me. [He's hoping that if he does die again, he just gets sent to the obliteration void instead of THIS HELL though.]
It's not intolerable. There are better options. There are worse options.
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[They might still be working on repairing the damage he did to the campus on his first wake up here to this very day...]
So it's an inconvenience to the rest living here.
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that's really funny actually. ]
Perhaps they should get better at building?
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[Why is everything just brick and wood and cement and shit!!!]
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[ managing hell sounds like it sucks. ryo personally thinks he should run a coup but he is also just mad about the name thing. ]
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Not a clue. Maybe not. This place seems like it's run the same as any other nation, honestly.
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Very. It's made a little more tolerable by the fact that this realm is apparently near-infinite and there are places out there yet undiscovered, which we'll be able to access after the party.
[Scaramouche is truly just going to vanish into the distance like team rocket.]
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[ BACKUP PLANS......... ]
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Not the most ideal, but certainly a step up from having to ferry around from crowded island to crowded island.
[Time to start a cult in the far reaches of HELL.]
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[ how much avoidance do they have to do. ]
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It was, yes, as we're still considered a part of the newcomers even though we've lost our chance to compete. You can look forward to the sustained annoyance and inconvenience of it all.
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Finding somewhere secluded to stay at really does sound better and better.
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[A big city with COPS that THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR HAMSLAUGHTER.]
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[ thinks about belial ]
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Well, you aren't wrong about that. Though I'm sure many of them think the same of us, for all we've managed to do in our short time.
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I just can't really imagine getting that used to living here.
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[He says, planning to bail and get departicled the second the option is available.]
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I suppose. We more or less got used to how things went by here, with the trials and all...
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Unfortunately, it did just become another usual nuisance to deal with.
[Even though he got fed up enough with it that he bounced and took Chandra with him.]
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I know the others are trying to figure out something to also let you all go home. Would you take that?
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Of course. I'm still owed the blood of a god, after all.
[Scaramouche showing back up in Teyvat and immediately trying to murder Nahida about it.]
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but he nods. ]
If there is the option to go somewhere other than your original world...?
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He's quiet for a second, though, before deciding to be a little more honest.]
I refuse to leave Teyvat without collecting what I'm owed first. But I have no love for that world.
[If it weren't for his pride and little Scaramouche complexities, he'd skip the debt collection entirely and just fuck off somewhere else. Maybe he still will, if it's an option.
But honestly the most hilarious part about this Mass Jailbreak plan is that it annoys Scaramouche on a fundamental level because Hell has been kinder to him and full of more people he likes than his wholeass 500 years of living in Teyvat, but he is too emotionally stunted to consciously realize it so he's just there like "I simply want everyone to fail because it is funny".]
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I'm likely going to stay here. Even if I go back home, there's a very high chance I'm just going to end up back here in the end.
[ ryo has been here for weeks and has not figured out a way to kill god, so, ]
Which is admittedly why I've been asking what it's been like here.
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Hah... Well. I can't say that isn't a possibility for me. [He's hoping that if he does die again, he just gets sent to the obliteration void instead of THIS HELL though.]
It's not intolerable. There are better options. There are worse options.
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