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I dunno, the sticky floors are like a lowkey, constantly torment. They wear you down with that and then -- bam. They hit you with the crashing computer.

Well, there's plenty of people who seem unfamiliar with technology, so it might not bother them unless they somehow get addicted between the crashes.

Isn’t that the point of games? They get you addicted, you keep playing — and here you get the bonus of it crashing right at the good part.

Ah.

You probably would not be hired for advertisement.

Oh no, my lucrative career in advertisement.

[ deadpan. ]

Mm, what a shame.

What sort of career do you actually have though?

Imagine if said I did work in advertising.

[ lmao. ]

Nah. I’m an investigator. [ please be nice to me when the deaths start I don’t know shit about fuck. ]

Really?

[ interesting... ]

For anything specific?

It's not a traditional investigator role. My job's a bit more niche and not exactly public knowledge. I don't usually end up on site.

[ he'll just nod ]

... it really is quite an assortment of people who ended up in this group.

What's the weirdest thing you've learned then? To make a statement like that.

My roommate has a cow as a gang member.

[ LITERALLY JUST THIS FACE.

THIS FACE.

FOR A SOLID FIVE SECONDS. ]

Yes.

That was my reaction.

Why a cow? Does it have some secret, special ability?

It's just a cow.

A... cow that's also a gang member.

[ now he's heard it all. ]

Itto was very offended when I implied it was a pet.

Some people are really, really fond of their pets. Like "fur babies"? That kind of stuff.

[ do cows have fur? ]

[ he frowns ]

The ones that push their dogs in the strollers.

Or carry them in a fancy designer handbag, yeah.

A few people here would do that.

[ persephone ]

So, the jury’s out on whether we’ll see Itto carrying his cow around in a designer handbag or not.

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