[ ANNA WHAT IS THIS FUCKING TRAPEZE ACT THAT JUST OCCURRED
ryo would have walked even further back except he is so dumbfounded by this sequence of ridiculously stupid events that he just stares in disbelief. he coughs, you know the little gagging kind that people do when something is sprayed in their face that they were not expecting. ]
just kidding. his form changes-- although, it'll be difficult to tell for the most part because of the big ass jacket. but ryo's face appears a little softer, and his blonde hair grows so that it tumbles over his shoulders. he, actually, looks very similar to how akira would know him as satan, except without the being tall as shit and without wings.
there's a pause, and ryo is going to. feel his chest. confirms what's there. yup. ]
[It takes him a minute to untangle himself from the stupid flower who clearly has caused all of this and not me.] Ryo, I'm--! [When he stands up and faces Ryo, the culprit bottle slips out of his hand onto the ground.
He gawks at Ryo. Thank Satan he cannot see through clothes anymore. But the hair is enough. Ryo's softer face is enough.
Slowly, he reaches out to feel the ends of the longer hair between his fingers.]
[Honestly, he's looking kind of stupid right now. This isn't what he wanted to apologize for, and now he's not wanting to apologize for this exactly because he is an idiot boy.]
Twenty-four...
[He trails off. He lifts his hand to try brushing his fingers over Ryo's face.]
You're so beautiful, Ryo. [HE JUST SAYS IT?] I didn't mean to change you. It was an accident. I was going to apologize... for the other day.
[HE IS TRULY JUST SAYING WHATEVER!! It's fine. He tries very hard not to get a dorky grin because Ryo is talking about being mad. AND HE WAS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. What has he done.]
[Hmmm. He leans his head down a bit to try to see Ryo's neck when its touched. He's surprised there's no mark even though he really didn't grab it that long.]
Okay.
[But anyway, he leans in to kiss Ryo's neck regardless. i'm so sorry he's horny]
WHY IS THE COAT COMING OFF? He freezes, short-circuiting.] Lavi asked... me to get them... to put them somewhere... for the guy he killed... but I was trying... to do it for the others too... [He's sweating and trying not to look anywhere but Ryo's face. His pupils are so big.]
[JESUS. He absolutely gawks at the exposed chest before he snaps back into focus. He's literally seen Ryo's boobs before.]
Ryo!
[He rushes forward, throwing his arms around Ryo's shoulders and neck and crushing Ryo gently against his chest. HOLY SHIT. This is the worst thing he could have done to himself, though, hug Ryo half naked.]
Don't just show me in public! Someone else might see.
[ sadly ryo does not care that much about public indecent exposure. he just knows that akira is horny and straight so he was simply getting the boobs out of the way. ]
[ ryo is desperately wondering what the fuck akira drank, because he is smart and doesn't drink from the bars anymore to avoid this specifically.
but he considers what akira is saying.... weighs the pros and the cons... and eventually comes to the conclusion that this is an opportunity that will likely not strike again. so. ]
He isn't moving, but he has that very obvious freeze. Maybe his heart stops. He definitely stops breathing for several seconds. NO. No, it's bad. Half of his brain screams it's bad, the other half screams in an animalistic high pitch only demons could probably hear.]
[ listen if the guy you are in love with wants to smash but the only way he will do it is when you have boobs, sometimes you need to take advantage of that situation. it does not matter to him how bad of an idea this is because all of his ideas are bad and will lead to eventual ruin. ]
I'm fine with it. You already have a higher sex drive than most, and whatever you got from the bar probably isn't helping, right? So we can just get it out of your system.
[thinking about how the one person who could have been subjected to his many horny dreams and how much he probably has been jerking it is aki but scaramouche is never in the room so many people were spared]
Ryo…
[Dammit. He shoves his face into Ryo’s shoulder and clenches gently in frustration. This will single-handedly save him from depression for a few days.
But also be weird once Ryo changes back. BUT RYO ISN’T A GIRL OR A BOY ACTUALLY. He knows this.
He tears himself away from Ryo and starts scrambling to gather up the short and jacket and put them both haphazardly back on Ryo. Sometimes, demon lizard brain wins.]
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ryo would have walked even further back except he is so dumbfounded by this sequence of ridiculously stupid events that he just stares in disbelief. he coughs, you know the little gagging kind that people do when something is sprayed in their face that they were not expecting. ]
I-- what are you doing?
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Ryo...!
[He stares, wild-eyed and upside-down, at Ryo. HE SPRAYED IT. NO. The bent flower snaps, promptly dumping him onto the ground in front of Ryo.]
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just kidding. his form changes-- although, it'll be difficult to tell for the most part because of the big ass jacket. but ryo's face appears a little softer, and his blonde hair grows so that it tumbles over his shoulders. he, actually, looks very similar to how akira would know him as satan, except without the being tall as shit and without wings.
there's a pause, and ryo is going to. feel his chest. confirms what's there. yup. ]
... what did you do.
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He gawks at Ryo. Thank Satan he cannot see through clothes anymore. But the hair is enough. Ryo's softer face is enough.
Slowly, he reaches out to feel the ends of the longer hair between his fingers.]
...sorry?
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ryo just sighs. this is so stupid. ]
Do you know how long this is supposed to last?
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Twenty-four...
[He trails off. He lifts his hand to try brushing his fingers over Ryo's face.]
You're so beautiful, Ryo. [HE JUST SAYS IT?] I didn't mean to change you. It was an accident. I was going to apologize... for the other day.
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this is the worst thing in the world because it actually makes ryo blush because of how surprising this is. what is fucking happening. ]
Oh. Right... I'm still mad about that.
[ does not sound that mad because ????????????? help ]
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[HE IS TRULY JUST SAYING WHATEVER!! It's fine. He tries very hard not to get a dorky grin because Ryo is talking about being mad. AND HE WAS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. What has he done.]
Did I hurt you...? I don't want to hurt you.
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No? [ he touches his neck, but since akira had let go so quickly there's no mark there. ] It's fine.
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Okay.
[But anyway, he leans in to kiss Ryo's neck regardless. i'm so sorry he's horny]
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unfortunately, ryo does absolutely nothing to stop this. ]
You're kissing me.
[ as if akira is not aware of this ]
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I mean--I'm sorry for grabbing you. I just got so mad. About the flowers. I thought you took them to hurt me, then lied, and I got angry.
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there's a pause, and he'll just move back to take off his coat and let it drop to the ground. ]
I didn't know you wanted them that badly.
[ i mean. ryo 100% took them to be an asshole but he was not expecting the reaction to be that extreme. ]
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WHY IS THE COAT COMING OFF? He freezes, short-circuiting.] Lavi asked... me to get them... to put them somewhere... for the guy he killed... but I was trying... to do it for the others too... [He's sweating and trying not to look anywhere but Ryo's face. His pupils are so big.]
I was trying to help him.
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[ fuckin lavi
he unbuttons his shirt, and then lets that fall to the ground after. ]
This is what you wanted to see, right?
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Ryo!
[He rushes forward, throwing his arms around Ryo's shoulders and neck and crushing Ryo gently against his chest. HOLY SHIT. This is the worst thing he could have done to himself, though, hug Ryo half naked.]
Don't just show me in public! Someone else might see.
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So, in private is fine?
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[He squeezes Ryo to himself a little tighter, trying very desperately not to think about boobs or anything else. WILLING HIMSELF.]
You're soft, and you smell good. I'll--I'll do more. I'll have sex with you. I won't be able to stop.
[He is really saying things, and in hindsight may never drink at this bar again.]
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but he considers what akira is saying.... weighs the pros and the cons... and eventually comes to the conclusion that this is an opportunity that will likely not strike again. so. ]
We can have sex.
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He isn't moving, but he has that very obvious freeze. Maybe his heart stops. He definitely stops breathing for several seconds. NO. No, it's bad. Half of his brain screams it's bad, the other half screams in an animalistic high pitch only demons could probably hear.]
What...?
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I'm fine with it. You already have a higher sex drive than most, and whatever you got from the bar probably isn't helping, right? So we can just get it out of your system.
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Ryo…
[Dammit. He shoves his face into Ryo’s shoulder and clenches gently in frustration. This will single-handedly save him from depression for a few days.
But also be weird once Ryo changes back. BUT RYO ISN’T A GIRL OR A BOY ACTUALLY. He knows this.
He tears himself away from Ryo and starts scrambling to gather up the short and jacket and put them both haphazardly back on Ryo. Sometimes, demon lizard brain wins.]
Come to my room.
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but this is fine. he'll just start walking, buttoning his shirt back up enough that it won't be a flash hazard. this is all fine. ]
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He grabs Ryo and zips the coat all the way back up which is way too far in his haste that ryo becomes inumaki.]
Don’t show anyone. Those are mine.
[????
NEVERMIND, he grabs Ryo’s arm to drag Ryo to the bike.]
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this is so fucking funny but here they go on the bike then. ]
Wow. You really are pent up.
[ ryo knew this already but it's. so funny. he will be nice and not press against akira on this bike or else they might crash and die again. ]
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