akira

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Aaaaa, the louse is biting me, Ryo! Ow!

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Don't make me bite you for real again.

[ he pinches him again ]

Dog.

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Devilman.

[Pinches back this time.]

I’m not scared of your little mouth and teeth.

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[ this is the stupidest taunt in the world hello

they're just pinching each other now ]

My mouth isn't little.

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[They are five years old. If Ryo pinches, he pinches back.]

Yeah, it is. It felt like a kitten biting me. Like JD.

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[ LIKE THE CAT

he's just going to pinch him with both hands now. ]

Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?

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[YEAH. Small and goblin.

He tries grabbing Ryo’s wrists to keep being double teamed by pinching hands, but doesn’t put up much of a fight.]

Heh, no. You can ask Itto.

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[ oh he just looks

really amused at the itto mention ]

He thought you gave him some sort of infection and he wanted me to suck it out.

[ LIKE WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO SUCK OUT POISON....... ]

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[Both brows rise. Why did Itto assign him rabid when Itto punched first, wtf?]

So did you? Suck the Devilman infection out for him with your tiny mouth.

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Obviously.

[ he definitely did not but he says this with a straight face ]

I needed to take care of my lover.

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Gross.

[He makes a face and starts pinching the shit out of Ryo with both hands.]

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[ sfkjsdgdklg

he tries to grab akira's hands ]

Gross?

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Yeah?

[He still tries to pinch even though Ryo has his hands.]

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You've done grosser.

[ he's going to lace their fingies together to stop the pinching. for now. ]

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What…? No, I haven’t.

[Nooo, his pinching. Well, his hands are trapped now.]

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Yes? All the time. I probably shouldn't be this close to you now that I think about it.

[ it's not sanitary... ]

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Funny, coming from the lice leader.

[He peers at Ryo.]

You can sleep on the bottom bunk then since you shouldn't be this close to me…

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Trying to kick me out of my bed?

[ this is so rude...

he lets go of one of akira's hands so he can pinch him again ]

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You said you shouldn’t be near me.

[He rolls on top of Ryo to stop the pinching. Crush.]

I got here first.

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[ oof

he wiggles from under him. trapped ]

Looks like you want me to stay.

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The louse keeps biting me.

[Dramatically pretends to get comfortable and then

relaxes all his dead weight on Ryo.]

So I’m crushing him.

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[ HELP he squirms a bit. ]

You're ridiculous.

[ ryo just bites his shoulder. it's still over his shirt. ]

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Maybe I can smother him when we get knocked out if I l—ah~n! Ryo!

[He also squirms.]

Why are you do bitey lately?

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You started it.

[ he can admit that he. might not be this bitey normally?? it feels like admitting defeat though. ]

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[Being accused just makes HIM feel like he is being defeated for some reason, so he bites Ryo back on the neck again which is like his worst dumbass mistake.]