scaramouche

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[ the hilarity that ryo would switch roommates immediately because that's his meow wow. ]

Did you accept? I'm sure it's better than the jail cell.

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[Akira just having to deal with Two Of These Fuckers at the same time. He'll probably be fine unless he starts crying again...]

I'm regretting that I didn't, to be honest.

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I'm sure there's time.

Although the one I spoke to didn't actually seem interested in doing their job.

[nascens]

Which one was that? None of them seemed particularly interested in doing anything worthwhile.

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Midori. They only seem interested in staying in their room all day.

[nascens]

I can't blame them.

[He too wants to stay in his room all day except Akira's there.]

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I don't either, except my room is very loud.

[ itto ]

[nascens]

[HELP.]

So is mine. The fool is crying every damned time I see him.

[AKIRA!!!!]

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[ there's a pause. ]

Akira?

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[This isn't the usual (pause filled with general "that's rough buddy" vibes) that he's used to when he mentions that Akira is his roommate, so he glances over, arching a brow.]

Yes, that one.

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[ he just nods ]

We know each other from home.

[ normally, he would try to keep that a secret but he knows akira has already told people so there's no fuckin point ]

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[The way Akira hasn't mentioned it to him yet because he keeps LEAVING THEIR ROOM HALFWAY THROUGH CONVERSATIONS.]

Hm. Now that I'm thinking about it, he did mention a Ryo, which I'm guessing is you.

[Considering he has of course read the profiles and then promptly tossed his phone on his bed and left it there bye forever.]

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[ a grimace. ]

What did he say?

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Something weird about you crying.

[He said.........so many weird things about crying. And also cried so much.]

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Does he not know how to shut his mouth?

[ AKIRA..... the worst is that ryo immediately just Understands ]

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[i love this icon so much ALSO ALIEN TO WEIRD SPAM MAN COMMUNICATION......]

I'm amazed that he managed to get even that much out, considering all the crying he was doing. Is he always like this?

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Yes. I believe he's what people call an empath?

[ just. so deadpan. ]

He might do it less once he gets more used to you, but it'll still happen every now and then.

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[Just FROWNING ABOUT THAT. AN EMPATH??? Sounds fake like the stars. He still hates it here, though.]

How long have you been dealing with it?

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Since we were children. But he doesn't really cry in regards to me like he used to.

[ so. akira got used to it. ]

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I don't want to spend even five minutes around him, let alone an entire human lifetime's worth.

[Akira will simply never get used to him and Scaramouche will just have to flee every time he starts crying, like an endless cycle of samsara.]

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It might be possible to switch rooms, you know.

[ a pause ]

Although you'd have to get someone to agree to it first.

[nascens]

Who would? [POINTED LOOK AT RYO but he doesn't want to switch with Ryo because then he'll just be stuck with Itto... No........

A little flitting handwave follows.]

As long as there aren't any other gates blocking the way, we aren't locked in with them, at least.

[FAMOUS LAST WORDS A WEEK IN ADVANCE.]

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[ ryo would switch for gay reasons but also he would switch just to get away from itto, yes. this is such hell. perhaps even a superhell. ]

That's true. And it's not difficult to only go to the room to sleep and then leave for the rest of the day.

[nascens]

[Every day they take a step closer to the superest of superhells...]

There's little point in even that.

[Does he even sleep?? A Mystery. He's used to being outdoors though, so he'll probably be snoozin' under their big ol' purple hell sky.]

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Personally, I'd just kick my roommate out.