scaramouche

[preordain]

Comments

[nascens]

[Looks like he is seriously considering this as a very real and threatening possibility...]

I've heard of a theory on that before, actually. Time dilation? Something similar. A place this annoying would have something like that up its sleeve.

[preordain]

[ a pause. ]

Well, that is what happened to me the second week when we went to that ship.

[nascens]

Oh, that's true. [HE FORGOT ABOUT RYO'S SIDE-TRIP.] Maybe it feels longer to you because you've been here longer than the rest of us by technicality, then.

[preordain]

[ HIS HORRIBLE EXTRA WEEK ]

Maybe.

I should leave sooner then.

[nascens]

Don't say that too loud, someone may take it as an invitation to kill you.

[THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK HERE.]

[preordain]

It might be interesting if they tried.

[ he is so annoying. why is he still alive. ]

[nascens]

[me asking myself this about scaramouche every week]

Have something interesting up your sleeve? Seems like quite a few people do.

[preordain]

Hm, I wouldn't say so. Unlike a lot of people here, I'm quite weak.

[nascens]

We're all quite weak. No one has any of their abilities.

[He says this even though people avoid forcing him into strip search because they don't want to be pretzeled by his little demon hands.]

[preordain]

Some people are still stronger than others. Plus, who knows what items people have gotten over te weeks.

[nascens]

Not much of use, apparently.

[He may be a little SOUR ABOUT THAT...]

So it may really be down to raw strength alone, at the end of it all.

[preordain]

At least there's a lot of harpoon guns around.

[ there's too many. why are there so many. ]

[nascens]

[THERE REALLY ARE SO MANY.]

I would like to see someone commit a murder with one.

[preordain]

Well, I tried, but I missed and hit his arm instead.

[ itto's fine. ]

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY STILL HELP. He also looks vaguely amused.]

He's telling people that the person who shot him clearly has no killing intent, you know.

[But no it's just bad aim...]

[preordain]

Well. He can keep telling people that.

[ ryo is not going out of his way and telling people that yes he was definitely ready to kill a guy on a saturday night? he's only admitting it now because scara isn't really the type to get offended over it. ]

[nascens]

[Yeah he thinks it's hilarious.]

I'll look away if he does end up dead someday. Though with how sparsely that brain of his works, he could very well just end up offing himself.

[preordain]

Didn't he die by choking on food?

[ he remembers this from week 0. ]

[nascens]

Something like that. [HIS BEAN ALLERGY.] As far as I'm aware, it's the most embarrassing death in this group.

[preordain]

I guess other people could have also had some, but he was actually public with it.

[nascens]

I'd say to give him credit because he apparently didn't know that was how he died at first, but actually, I think that should deduct even more points.

[preordain]

[ a pause ]

How...

[nascens]

You ask me to know the unknowable.

[The dark, empty void where Itto's brain should have been...]

[preordain]

[ this just exhausts him further. me going to tag old threads from before the weekend and why are four of them with you. ]

Lu Bixing can write a report on him.

[nascens]

[LISTEN stop my ryo threads]

A case study into how someone can live without a brain?

[ITTO HAS DONE NOTHING.]