scaramouche

[preordain]

Comments

[nascens]

We've killed him so many times. [HELP.] ...Did you damage any property when you killed him?

[preordain]

No, it was a pretty clean hit since I have my powers back.

[nascens]

[The way he's about to try to kill someone tomorrow to test some theories and get himself thrown into jail about it.]

Satan said murder is fine as long as there's no property damage. Unless that stupid hamster finally filed enough complaints that they exempted him, I guess...

[preordain]

[ THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT ryo is just going to assume that satan is mad that he's inferior and fake compared to ryo, non-fake satan ]

This is idiotic.

[nascens]

[HELP. RYO BEING NERFED FOR BEING A BETTER SATAN COMPARED TO THIS SATAN.]

Unfortunately, it seems like things may have just gotten more idiotic. Probably due to the influx of idiots you brought with you.

[preordain]

Sadly, they didn't get any better over time. I think they got worse, actually.

[nascens]

[Thinking about some of the things he's witnessed over the last couple of weeks and then laughing...]

I would agree with that. Almost an impressive feat, isn't it?

[preordain]

I guess you can say it's just what happens when you stick people like this in a group together.

[ it's a mess, even when they get separated. ]

[nascens]

Those first few hours really did set the entire tone, didn't it.

[From the start... they have been........ a terrible group.]

[preordain]

... I almost forgot about that.

It feels like ages ago.

[nascens]

[Flatly:] Even for me, these last couple of months have dragged on for what feels like a thousand years.

[preordain]

I guess that's what it's like when you spent a good chunk of it limited in what you can do.

[nascens]

Ugh.

[JUST UGH.]

It's so much better to be restored to proper form.

[preordain]

Have you all had abilities this whole time...

[nascens]

We have, yes. [IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE. Not for him, though.] The training wheels came off.

[preordain]

[ this is such bullshit. i mean, ryo is too overpowered so he would have also made a mess but. this is such bullshit. ]

... at least that's good to know. The idea of being stuck here without anything was already awful.

[nascens]

[He would have fit right in, 75% of the graveyard is just overpowered nonhumans who like killing each other for fun.]

It's still not ideal, unfortunately. They're very harsh about property damage, for one - but that's easily avoidable by taking your murders out over the lava.

[preordain]

Why do they even care that much? Does the damage not revert back to normal?

[ their mingles where property damage gets fixed.... ]

[nascens]

Oh, no. Actual workers have to come and repair things.

[They might still be working on repairing the damage he did to the campus on his first wake up here to this very day...]

So it's an inconvenience to the rest living here.

[preordain]

[



that's really funny actually. ]

Perhaps they should get better at building?

[nascens]

We did think to suggest to Satan that he figure out a more efficient means of dealing with property damage. Even just building things out of a sturdier material.

[Why is everything just brick and wood and cement and shit!!!]

[preordain]

Is it not in the budget?

[ managing hell sounds like it sucks. ryo personally thinks he should run a coup but he is also just mad about the name thing. ]

[nascens]

[He's valid, Scaramouche also thinks they should run a coup except he doesn't want to deal with the paperwork.]

Not a clue. Maybe not. This place seems like it's run the same as any other nation, honestly.

[preordain]

A lot more red tape than expected, yes. I guess in a way it makes sense considering how many people come through here, but it's pretty annoying.

[nascens]

[HE JUST NODS AT THAT...]

Very. It's made a little more tolerable by the fact that this realm is apparently near-infinite and there are places out there yet undiscovered, which we'll be able to access after the party.

[Scaramouche is truly just going to vanish into the distance like team rocket.]