date

[preordain]

meme

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[psynchronise]

Having fun?

[ this is very funny because ryo looks like he’s lost the ability to have fun ever again in his life. the league effect. ]

[preordain]

I'm having the time of my life.

[ the computer crashes ]

[psynchronise]

Yeah I’m really getting happy-go-lucky vibes from this whole situation.

[ oh.

goodbye forever computer. ]

Did you mean to do that?

[preordain]

No.

[ he closes his eyes. ]

I think they just don't work.

[psynchronise]

[ rip. ]

... Seems like a pretty hellish thing for it to do.

[ HEH. ]

[preordain]

Yes.

[ he gets up and gestures for date to sit ]

[psynchronise]

[ FUNNY. JOKE. ]





[ he will sit though. ]

Is that all there is on these things? Games that crash?

[preordain]

Mostly. I haven't been able to do much else...

[ pspspspsp internet ]

[psynchronise]

[ no internet for you. ]

…

Wow, now this might be the most stereotypically “hell” based thing they’ve done.

[preordain]

It's a lot more impactful than the sticky floors, at least.

[ that is just the experience of walking into any mcdonald's ]

[psynchronise]

I dunno, the sticky floors are like a lowkey, constantly torment. They wear you down with that and then -- bam. They hit you with the crashing computer.

[preordain]

Well, there's plenty of people who seem unfamiliar with technology, so it might not bother them unless they somehow get addicted between the crashes.

[psynchronise]

Isn’t that the point of games? They get you addicted, you keep playing — and here you get the bonus of it crashing right at the good part.

[preordain]

Ah.

You probably would not be hired for advertisement.

[psynchronise]

Oh no, my lucrative career in advertisement.

[ deadpan. ]

[preordain]

Mm, what a shame.

What sort of career do you actually have though?

[psynchronise]

Imagine if said I did work in advertising.

[ lmao. ]

Nah. I’m an investigator. [ please be nice to me when the deaths start I don’t know shit about fuck. ]

[preordain]

Really?

[ interesting... ]

For anything specific?

[psynchronise]

It's not a traditional investigator role. My job's a bit more niche and not exactly public knowledge. I don't usually end up on site.

[preordain]

[ he'll just nod ]

... it really is quite an assortment of people who ended up in this group.

[psynchronise]

What's the weirdest thing you've learned then? To make a statement like that.

[preordain]

My roommate has a cow as a gang member.

[psynchronise]

[ LITERALLY JUST THIS FACE.

THIS FACE.

FOR A SOLID FIVE SECONDS. ]

[preordain]

Yes.

That was my reaction.

[psynchronise]

Why a cow? Does it have some secret, special ability?