scaramouche

[preordain]

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w3 sun

[nascens]

[WELL THAT. That happened. That sure was a week where like half of their fucking gods died. He's standing near the dock after that whole mess, arms crossed over his chest and peering out across the lava. Maybe he's thinking of how stupid the energy of the other side will be now that Zagreus and Uriel are over there.]

These things are always such headaches.

[preordain]

We're about halfway through, at least.

[ although he also can't believe they are ONLY halfway through. exhausting. ]

[nascens]

[Yeah he's immediately making a face at that.]

These are the longest few weeks I've had in ages. [WHY IS IT GOING BY SO SLOW.] This stupid party can't come soon enough.

[preordain]

Maybe time is going by more slowly on purpose?

[ new form of torture just dropped ]

[nascens]

[Looks like he is seriously considering this as a very real and threatening possibility...]

I've heard of a theory on that before, actually. Time dilation? Something similar. A place this annoying would have something like that up its sleeve.

[preordain]

[ a pause. ]

Well, that is what happened to me the second week when we went to that ship.

[nascens]

Oh, that's true. [HE FORGOT ABOUT RYO'S SIDE-TRIP.] Maybe it feels longer to you because you've been here longer than the rest of us by technicality, then.

[preordain]

[ HIS HORRIBLE EXTRA WEEK ]

Maybe.

I should leave sooner then.

[nascens]

Don't say that too loud, someone may take it as an invitation to kill you.

[THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK HERE.]

[preordain]

It might be interesting if they tried.

[ he is so annoying. why is he still alive. ]

[nascens]

[me asking myself this about scaramouche every week]

Have something interesting up your sleeve? Seems like quite a few people do.

[preordain]

Hm, I wouldn't say so. Unlike a lot of people here, I'm quite weak.

[nascens]

We're all quite weak. No one has any of their abilities.

[He says this even though people avoid forcing him into strip search because they don't want to be pretzeled by his little demon hands.]

[preordain]

Some people are still stronger than others. Plus, who knows what items people have gotten over te weeks.

[nascens]

Not much of use, apparently.

[He may be a little SOUR ABOUT THAT...]

So it may really be down to raw strength alone, at the end of it all.

[preordain]

At least there's a lot of harpoon guns around.

[ there's too many. why are there so many. ]

[nascens]

[THERE REALLY ARE SO MANY.]

I would like to see someone commit a murder with one.

[preordain]

Well, I tried, but I missed and hit his arm instead.

[ itto's fine. ]

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY STILL HELP. He also looks vaguely amused.]

He's telling people that the person who shot him clearly has no killing intent, you know.

[But no it's just bad aim...]

[preordain]

Well. He can keep telling people that.

[ ryo is not going out of his way and telling people that yes he was definitely ready to kill a guy on a saturday night? he's only admitting it now because scara isn't really the type to get offended over it. ]

[nascens]

[Yeah he thinks it's hilarious.]

I'll look away if he does end up dead someday. Though with how sparsely that brain of his works, he could very well just end up offing himself.

[preordain]

Didn't he die by choking on food?

[ he remembers this from week 0. ]

[nascens]

Something like that. [HIS BEAN ALLERGY.] As far as I'm aware, it's the most embarrassing death in this group.

[preordain]

I guess other people could have also had some, but he was actually public with it.

[nascens]

I'd say to give him credit because he apparently didn't know that was how he died at first, but actually, I think that should deduct even more points.