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That would probably be horrible in the long run.

[ the long run is ten minutes ]

[nascens]

[He's not wrong.......]

Don't remind me. [GOD!!! Though now he's thinking about murdering the people who annoy him, which brings him to an important question:] What did you even end up in here for? The last time anyone got arrested, it was Lavi killing a bunch of demons.

[THEIR SWEET LAVI.]

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Oh. The hamster had pictures of me from when I transformed.

[ ryo truly had no problems with graham because he didn't have to deal with it until today ]

[nascens]

[Graham......... He just finds Graham fun to kill, honestly, so he's a little ??? at this information.]

So... What. You killed him? And they took you to jail for it?

[HELLO???]

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Yes. He doesn't even count as a person, but they still took me here.

[nascens]

We've killed him so many times. [HELP.] ...Did you damage any property when you killed him?

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No, it was a pretty clean hit since I have my powers back.

[nascens]

[The way he's about to try to kill someone tomorrow to test some theories and get himself thrown into jail about it.]

Satan said murder is fine as long as there's no property damage. Unless that stupid hamster finally filed enough complaints that they exempted him, I guess...

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[ THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT ryo is just going to assume that satan is mad that he's inferior and fake compared to ryo, non-fake satan ]

This is idiotic.

[nascens]

[HELP. RYO BEING NERFED FOR BEING A BETTER SATAN COMPARED TO THIS SATAN.]

Unfortunately, it seems like things may have just gotten more idiotic. Probably due to the influx of idiots you brought with you.

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Sadly, they didn't get any better over time. I think they got worse, actually.

[nascens]

[Thinking about some of the things he's witnessed over the last couple of weeks and then laughing...]

I would agree with that. Almost an impressive feat, isn't it?

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I guess you can say it's just what happens when you stick people like this in a group together.

[ it's a mess, even when they get separated. ]

[nascens]

Those first few hours really did set the entire tone, didn't it.

[From the start... they have been........ a terrible group.]

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... I almost forgot about that.

It feels like ages ago.

[nascens]

[Flatly:] Even for me, these last couple of months have dragged on for what feels like a thousand years.

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I guess that's what it's like when you spent a good chunk of it limited in what you can do.

[nascens]

Ugh.

[JUST UGH.]

It's so much better to be restored to proper form.

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Have you all had abilities this whole time...

[nascens]

We have, yes. [IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE. Not for him, though.] The training wheels came off.

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[ this is such bullshit. i mean, ryo is too overpowered so he would have also made a mess but. this is such bullshit. ]

... at least that's good to know. The idea of being stuck here without anything was already awful.

[nascens]

[He would have fit right in, 75% of the graveyard is just overpowered nonhumans who like killing each other for fun.]

It's still not ideal, unfortunately. They're very harsh about property damage, for one - but that's easily avoidable by taking your murders out over the lava.

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Why do they even care that much? Does the damage not revert back to normal?

[ their mingles where property damage gets fixed.... ]

[nascens]

Oh, no. Actual workers have to come and repair things.

[They might still be working on repairing the damage he did to the campus on his first wake up here to this very day...]

So it's an inconvenience to the rest living here.

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that's really funny actually. ]

Perhaps they should get better at building?