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[preordain]

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[nascens]

[Honestly fair he didn't even last 2 minutes.]

Theoretically, yes. I don't know if it works for you the same way that it does for us. When we die, we just get put back into those caskets and wake up after three hours.

[THERE ARE CLOWN CASKETS ON CAMPUS...]

[preordain]

[ ugghhhhh

he sighs. ]

We'll see. What were you all even doing here?

[nascens]

It's easy enough to test, at least. And you'd only lose three hours.

[Self-terminate and be a free jailbird... He arches a brow at the question, though.]

In general? Just going about our new daily lives.

[preordain]

[ GRITS TEETH HE WISHES HE GOT CAUGHT LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER ]

The messages were incomprehensible.

[nascens]

[HE GENUINELY THINKS RYO WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH BETTER TIME HERE...]

Oh. Well, that might have been because some of them were sent accidentally. [Their buttdials...] Unless you mean things got garbled? I heard that whenever I talked about murdering people over here, the signal was lost somewhat.

[preordain]

I wonder why... they kept saying the signal is just bad but it just seems like it was bad for certain parts.

Oh well. It doesn't matter anymore.

[nascens]

No, I don't suppose it does.

[Raising his shoulders a little. He looks a little amused about it but also a little annoyed...]

I would have preferred it if most of you stayed in the bubble, to be honest.

[preordain]

I'm sure. I know there was quite a few people who were worried about you.

[ lmao loser. imagine having people who care about your wellbeing couldn't be him ]

[nascens]

[THE ANNOYANCE IS WINNING OUT OVER THE AMUSEMENT.]

They can die and rot here with me, then.

[Not really though because then he'd have to suffer through them for eternity.]

[preordain]

That would probably be horrible in the long run.

[ the long run is ten minutes ]

[nascens]

[He's not wrong.......]

Don't remind me. [GOD!!! Though now he's thinking about murdering the people who annoy him, which brings him to an important question:] What did you even end up in here for? The last time anyone got arrested, it was Lavi killing a bunch of demons.

[THEIR SWEET LAVI.]

[preordain]

Oh. The hamster had pictures of me from when I transformed.

[ ryo truly had no problems with graham because he didn't have to deal with it until today ]

[nascens]

[Graham......... He just finds Graham fun to kill, honestly, so he's a little ??? at this information.]

So... What. You killed him? And they took you to jail for it?

[HELLO???]

[preordain]

Yes. He doesn't even count as a person, but they still took me here.

[nascens]

We've killed him so many times. [HELP.] ...Did you damage any property when you killed him?

[preordain]

No, it was a pretty clean hit since I have my powers back.

[nascens]

[The way he's about to try to kill someone tomorrow to test some theories and get himself thrown into jail about it.]

Satan said murder is fine as long as there's no property damage. Unless that stupid hamster finally filed enough complaints that they exempted him, I guess...

[preordain]

[ THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT ryo is just going to assume that satan is mad that he's inferior and fake compared to ryo, non-fake satan ]

This is idiotic.

[nascens]

[HELP. RYO BEING NERFED FOR BEING A BETTER SATAN COMPARED TO THIS SATAN.]

Unfortunately, it seems like things may have just gotten more idiotic. Probably due to the influx of idiots you brought with you.

[preordain]

Sadly, they didn't get any better over time. I think they got worse, actually.

[nascens]

[Thinking about some of the things he's witnessed over the last couple of weeks and then laughing...]

I would agree with that. Almost an impressive feat, isn't it?

[preordain]

I guess you can say it's just what happens when you stick people like this in a group together.

[ it's a mess, even when they get separated. ]

[nascens]

Those first few hours really did set the entire tone, didn't it.

[From the start... they have been........ a terrible group.]

[preordain]

... I almost forgot about that.

It feels like ages ago.

[nascens]

[Flatly:] Even for me, these last couple of months have dragged on for what feels like a thousand years.